*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
- *hot waiter brings over food*
- me: oh wow, get in me.
- me: I meant the food.
- me: I mean you can too if you like?
- me: I'm going to stop talking now.
ok so i just unfollow a bunch of blogs bcuz they were inactive and i need to follow more people!!! my dash is sometimes way to slow and i need to fix that!!
so, reblog this if you post
- harry potter
- doctor who
- game of thrones
- the last airbender/legend of korra
- once upon a time
- orphan black
and i’ll check out your blog, and possibly follow you!! it would also be cool if you looked at/followed my blog too (((: